What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson! What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two! What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What does a baby computer call his father? Data! What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Because she kept running from the ball! What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A nervous wreck! What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear! Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! “Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?” “My name is Paul.” My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.