With Father’s Day June 20, here are knee slapper Daddy jokes.

• Teacher on phone: You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

Voice: This is my father.

• Dad Wisdom: I know what I’m getting for Father’s Day. Last night my daughter asked me what size aftershave I wear.

• Dad: Hi, Sweetie, how was school today?

Daughter: You can read about it on my Facebook.

• Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard.

I can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end a card a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

• Dad Wisdom: Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

• Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Student: When my father sees my report card!

• Dad: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don’t have it.

Dad: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

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