With Mother’s Day on May 9, here are more knee slappers about what famous mothers might have said.

Mona Lisa’s Mother: “After all the money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, why don’t you give us a really big smile?”

Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen? Noooo!”

Michelangelo’s Mother: “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

Goldilocks’ Mother: “I’ve got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this, Goldie?”

Abraham Lincoln’s Mother: “Ditch the stovepipe hat. Just wear a baseball cap like the other kids.”

Columbus’ Mother: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Chris. You still could have written!”

Batman’s Mother: “It’s a nice car, Bruce, but guess how much the insurance is going to cost?”