My writers say to share these jokes with your wife.

What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do only 10% of men make it to Heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they are practicing to become men.

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