We had a Stupid Joke of the Week contest and here are some of the entries:

Husband to Wife: The only reason I am fat is because a skinny body couldn’t possibly store all this personality.

Husband to Wife: You are getting fat.

Wife to Husband: I’m not fat. God gave me air bags cause I’m precious.

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law.

Q: What is a difference between an “accident “ and a “tragedy”?

A: Suppose you and your family are beside a pool. You suddenly push your mother in law into the pool.

That’s an accident.

If she can swim and gets out of the pool, in that case, it’s a tragedy!

David was finally engaged and excited to show off his new fiance.

He told his mother, “I’m going to bring home 3 girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.”

20 minutes later, David walks in the door with 3 girls following him.

“It’s that one,” said his mother instantly.

“Holy cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?”

“That’s easy,” his mother said. “I don’t like her.”

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be 3 in this house instead of 2.”

Her husband ran to her glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way. Tomorrow my mother moves in with us.”

Employee: “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?”

Boss: “Certainly not!”

Employee: “Thank you, sir! I knew you would be understanding.”

Got a joke?

Please send it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com