Since the Presidential election is next week, here is some Presidential humor my writers collected.

There was no lost love lost between Theodore Roosevelt and Congress, especially after he said, “When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘not guilty.’”

Calvin Coolidge was a man of few words and as thrifty with words as he was with taxpayer money.

A woman sitting next to him at a dinner party said, “I bet I can get more than two words out of you.”

Coolidge said, “You lose.”

Herbert Hoover once said, “Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.” And that was long before the debt was in trillions of dollars.

When 1st Lady Eleanor Roosevelt left the White House to visit a penitentiary, Franklin D. Roosevelt asked where she was.

“She’d gone to prison,” he was told.

Roosevelt said, “I’m not surprised. But what for?”

Harry Truman said his choices “early in life was either to be a piano player in a cat house or a politician. To tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.”

John F. Kennedy once joked, “Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I’m the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.”

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