My friend John Parrish sent these knee-slappers from church bulletins and announcements to make your day and mine.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back …
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My friend John Parrish sent these knee-slappers from church bulletins and announcements to make your day and mine.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
The 8th-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday:”I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours .”
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Thanks, John Wayne.
I may be only a little cairn terrier but I appreciate jokes from all our readers. And if you don’t want me to reveal your name, I won’t.
The reader who sent us these blonde jokes didn’t want his name revealed. He says his wife is a bottle blonde and has a thin skin. To keep peace in the family, he will remain nameless.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of 40?
A blonde parade.
Why did the blonde put water on her computer?
To wash the Windows.
What do you say to a blonde who won’t come home with you?
“Have another beer.”
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
Tell her the joke on Wednesday.
More jokes next week.
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