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Saluda Broad’s energy expert Jim Clarkson of Resource Supply Management sent her this little 1-act comedy for your enjoyment.

“Hey, Mo. What say we split a baby harp seal for lunch?” “Can’t do it, Charlie, I’m busy making travel arrangements to be the only Polar Bear at the UN meeting in Salt Lake City” “What’s with these meetings?” “This time I’m an official delegate from the North Pole and I want to get our share of the reparations that rich countries are paying for the sin of releasing carbon.” “You think that’s going to happen?” “I’ve already opened a secret Cayman Island bank account just like all the other 3rd world delegates to these meetings. “This year the selection process not only aims at gender balance but emphasizes indigenous representation. My being a Polar Bear assures I will play a big part. “The big issue next year will be whether to abolish capitalism or let it survive in order to have wealth to redistribute.” “It sounds like you plan on being on the receiving end of the reparations.”