A local pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name on the badge they printed “Hog caller” as his occupation.
Everyone …
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A local pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name on the badge they printed “Hog caller” as his occupation.
Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented. The pastor responded by saying, “I usually am called the ‘Shepherd of the Sheep,’ but you know your people better than I do.”
An honorary degree is like the curl in the tail of a pig:
• It follows the main part of the animal;
• It is highly ornamental;
• In no way does it improve the quality of the ham.
What is another name for stable thinking?
Horse sense,
Marriage is like horseradish. Men praise it with tears in their eyes.
A minister who was very fond of hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on the dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a spoonful.
When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, “I’ve heard many ministers preach-hell fire, but you are the first one I’ve met who passes out samples.
The United States is the only country where a housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning so she can do volunteer work at the day nursery where the cleaning woman leaves her child.
Marriage Counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is you’ve been waking up grumpy in the mornings.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.
Guru to guest: “There are several meanings of life—a $50 meaning, a $100 meaning, and a very meaningful $500 meaning.
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