Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Student: Probably because George still had the ax in his hand.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Exactly where you left him.

Funny stupid question jokes like ‘What do you call’ jokes are another example of quick, sharp funny jokes jokes.

These kind of really funny jokes are typically centered on what is actually very simple word play and language juggling. Something that can be very entertaining if done right!

Here are some of the best funny jokes also called ‘what do you call’ jokes:

What do you call someone whose used to be called Lee?

Formerly.

What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a giant white shark?

Lefty.

What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?

A Bill collector.

What do you call a girl who is very sickly and pale?

Ashley.

What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?

Lou.

What do you call a female plumber with two toilets on her head?

Lulu.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter, it won’t come.

What do you call a man who was born in Atlanta, lived in Los Angeles, and died in New York?

Dead.

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly ... well enough about ME! How are you?

A woman suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed, “Honey, don’t do it ...”

The women yelled back, “Shut up, you jerk! You’re next!”

Woman, are you in doubt whether the guy is falling for you? The following signs may indicate that a man is truly interested in you, beyond simple dating:

The computer is shut down so he can spend time with you.

Playboy magazines and dirty underwear are nowhere to be seen in his apartment they disappeared just before you came over to visit.

He no longer references his ex-girlfriend in your conversations. When talking, he actually uses “we” to refer to you both.

He leaves the toilet seat down sometimes.

You actually get to lay eyes on his remote control, though you will need to spend a few years married before you actually get to touch it.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

You shut the door.

Women don’t need to make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself type.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. What does this show us?

That even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is.

Q: Why was the robot mad? A: People kept pushing its buttons.

Q: What exam do young witches have to pass? A: A spell-ing test!

Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? A: A cloud!