Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!

What is a dog’s favorite city? New Yorkie!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? They kept dropping their trunks!

What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!

Where did the sheep go on vacation? The Baaaahamas!

What is more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee!

Knock, knock. Who’s

there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, Kanga-roo!

Bob: I lost my dog today. Bill: Put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can’t read!