More Blonde Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed so she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”

The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?

When she trips over the cordless phone.

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV.

A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, “Woof woof!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, “Meow meow!” The cop believes it’s a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, “Potato potato!”

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.”

One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?” “N,” she answered.

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

“I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”

But the blonde insisted saying,

“No. A bet’s a bet.”

Then the redhead said

“Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”

The blonde replied

“Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde.

He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes.”