Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam!

Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho Cheese

Q: What streets do ghosts haunt? A: Dead ends!

Q: Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? A: He got stuck in Orbit.

Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents.

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? A: So he could have sweet dreams.

Q: What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? A: Shakespeare.

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.

Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: You’re dyslexic

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: What do you call a funny mountain? A: hill-arious

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: An umbrella.

Q: Why did the belt go to jail? A: Because it held up a pair of pants!