Q: What did the neck tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!
Q: Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer?
A: All that time and …
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Q: What did the neck tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!
Q: Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer?
A: All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A: The kid woke up.
Q: Why is a calendar different from you?
A: a calendar has dates.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon?
A: Bridge over troubled water.
Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A: Swims
Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
A: Because he was highly koala-fied.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.
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