When Peter was 16, he finally got his driver’s license. To celebrate, his family climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive.

Dad sat behind his boy.

“Why are you sitting back there, Dad?” Peter asked.

“I’m going to kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you did to me for the last 16 years!”

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get down from my shoulders.

Son: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Student: When my mother and father see what you wrote in my report card.

A small boy was at the zoo with his father.

They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they are.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him

“Which bus would I take home?”