Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat? Dunkin’ Donuts.

What is striped bass’s favorite sport? Bass-get-ball. Why did Cinderella fail at basketball? Because she ran away from the ball

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? Move.

Why don’t basketball players like to leave town?

Traveling draws a penalty.

Toronto missed a good name. They could have named their basketball team the Torontosaurus Rexes.

What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score? Slam Drunk!

What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss.

My dad is really good at basketball. He told me, “I’ve been Duncan all my life.”

Why don’t fish play basketball? They fear the net.

If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does President Biden wear?

Depends.

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