Kids say cute things.

Mary’s teacher asked if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with?”

“Uncle Mike,” Mary said.

“What’s so special about him?” the teacher asks.

“He has a boat.”

“Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.“It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your sorry state!”

“I’m glad to hear you say that,” the young man replied with a sigh of relief.

“Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”

Mary’s Mom renewed her Dad for another season.

The 2-word secret to a happy marriage:

“Yes, dear.”

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