My writers are all Irish and ready with an Irish joke about leprechauns.

An Irishman asks the bartender for 2 beers. He pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the bar.

As he’s drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman who has had a few too many drinks says, “Hey, what’s that little green thing down there?”

The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a SPLBLBLBLT!,” right in the face and runs back to he Irishman.

The Englishman mops himself off and asks the Irishman, “Hey, what is that thing, anyway?”

The Irishman replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.”

“Oh, all right.” the Englishman says sullenly.

An hour later, the Englishman is really plastered.

“Boy, that leprechaun sure is ugly,” he says.

The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman another juicy SPLBLBLBLBT!”

This time the Englishman is really mad as he wipes his wet face.

“Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again I’ll chop his you know what right off!” he shouts.

“You can’t do that,” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t have those.”

“How do they go to the bathroom then?” asks the Englishman.

“They don’t,” says the Irishman.

“They go SPLBLBLBLBT.”

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