With the Super Bowl on the horizon, here’s what my writers came up with.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

Turn off the XBox.

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Why doesn’t Matt Ryan use the phone? Because he can’t find the receiver.

A fan wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl but he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.

He looks for a better seat, and to his surprise finds an empty seat near the field.

He approaches an older fan in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.

The fan replies, “No.”

The young fan asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”

The fan replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”

“How sad,” the young fan says. “I’m sorry to hear that, Couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”

“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”

This is what passes for football humor.