A little more New Year’s humor, Don’t blame me. Blame my writers.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for the new year. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time and money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.

Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve? To ring in the new year.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

What do ghosts say to each other on January 1? Happy Boo Year.

I see no need to make New Year’s resolutions when the ones already on the books aren’t enforced.

What did the champagne bottle call his father? Pop!

This New Year’s, I’m going to make a resolution I can keep – no dieting all year long.

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