New Years jokes for kids are a great way to get the little ones in your life excited about celebrating the big day. They’re also perfect for having a little fun.

New Year’s resolutions: In 1 year and out the other.

New Year’s Eve is the only day you can drop the ball.

I’ve got a date for New Year’s Eve: It’s Dec. 31.

Don’t shoplift a calendar or you’ll get 12 months.

Why did the boy take off his glasses? Because hindsight is 20-20.

Where do comedians hang out on New Year’s Eve? By the punchline.

Why shouldn’t you start jogging on New Year’s? You’ll spill your drink.

My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolution is to be.

What do jewelers do on New Year’s? Ring it in.

Since my resolution is to read more, I’m watching a movie with subtitles.

What’s a couch potato’s New Year’s resolution? To cancel their gym membership from last year.

What did the ghost say on New Year’s Eve? Happy “Boo!” Year

How did the snowmen celebrate New Year’s? They just chilled.

How do ears of corn wish each other a happy January 1st? Happy New Ears!