At the Big Dogs Association convention, I heard some people jokes.
Men think a girl’s dream is to find the perfect man. No. Girl’s dream of eating anything and not getting fat.
The way …
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At the Big Dogs Association convention, I heard some people jokes.
Men think a girl’s dream is to find the perfect man. No. Girl’s dream of eating anything and not getting fat.
The way I look at it, if the children are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I’ve done my job.
Dolphins are so smart, that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train grown people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw fish to them.
A man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in him and his wife remembering the same thing!
Why is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of them to start a campfire?
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
Sometimes I’ll check my watch 3 times... and still not know what time it is.
You’re old if your pacemaker opens garage doors. I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m going.
A salesman rang a doorbell and the door was answered by a small boy with a lighted cigar in one hand and a glass of whisky in the other. The salesman asked, “Hello there. sonny. Is your Mom or Dad home?”
The boy grinned and said,“What do you think?”
I pointed to 2 old drunks across the bar and said, “That’s us in 10 years.”·
My friend said, “Dummy, that’s a mirror!”
We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 telling them to sit down and shut up.” – Phyllis Diller
Long ago, men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today tt’s called golf.
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