It’s a Dog’s Life

Scoop Bellune
Posted 11/5/20

Here is more Presidential humor my writers collected.

President Ford found a target at the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association dinner saying, “At a time when funds for defense …

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It’s a Dog’s Life

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Here is more Presidential humor my writers collected.

President Ford found a target at the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association dinner saying, “At a time when funds for defense may be cut, it’s comforting to see so many of the big guns from your industry are still getting loaded.”

After leaving the White House, Jimmy Carter joked, “My esteem in this country has gone up substantially.

“It is nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.”

When Ronald Reagan was wounded in a failed assassination attempt in Washington, he quipped to the surgeons in the operating room, “Please tell me you’re Republicans.”

After 8 years in the White House, Bill Clinton said, “I don’t know whether it’s the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system.”

George W Bush was one of our funniest presidents, sometimes by accident.

He opened the White House Correspondents’ Dinner by saying, “I look forward to these dinners where I’m supposed to be funny… intentionally.”

Got a joke?

Please send it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com

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