You may know that the SEC isn’t going to permit Carolina to play Clemson this year. That’s because SEC officials don’t want any of their teams humiliated by an ACC team. If no game, how about some humor?

One day in school, a teacher asked if the Game cocks were her students favorite football team.

All said yes except for little Johnny.

The teacher asked for his favorite football team.

Little Johnny said, “The Clemson Tigers.”

The teacher asked why. “My dad and mom are Tiger fans so I guess that makes me a Tiger fan.’

The teacher asked, ‘If your parents were idiots, what would that make you?’

‘Well,’ Little Johnny said, ‘I guess that would make me a Gamecocks fan.’

After the Clemson library fire, they found 20 books and 10 were still uncolored.

What do Gamecock fans do after they win an SEC championship? They turn off the PlayStation.

Why do Clemson football players like smart women? Opposites attract.

How many Gamecock fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s an advanced placement class.

What do Clemson students get on SATs? Drool.

Do you know why the Gamecocks have changed their name to the Possums?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How do you break a Clemson guy’s finger? Hit him in the nose.

How do you make Carolina cookies? Put them in a bowl and beat for 3 hours.

How do you keep a Clemson girl from biting her nails? Make her wear shoes.

What kind of jokes do they tell in Poland? Carolina Gamecock jokes.

Got a joke? Please email it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com