My fellow humorists at Quotescoop.com are quite linguistically orientated, meaning they enjoy funny jokes that play with words.

If you like that, too, you will probably enjoy these argument jokes that twist and turn phrases and words.

And guess who the ones in these jokes about discussions and arguments are?

Yes, man and wife.

A husband and wife were arguing, both of them unwilling to admit that they might be wrong.

“I’ll admit I was wrong”, the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt at straightening things out, “If you’ll admit that I’m right!”

He agreed and like a gentlemen, he let her go first.

“I’m wrong”, she said.

With a twinkle in his eyes he said, “You’re right!”

After having a row with his wife, a husband tries to make peace. “Why don’t you meet me halfway?” he says. “I’ll admit you’re wrong if you admit I’m right.”

In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!”

The wife responded calmly, “Allow me to explain…

“... The good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

RULE: In any argument a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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