By Scoop Bellune

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot you don’t know who this is!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas! Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD.CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?

Knock, knock Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Weevil Weevil who? Weevil weevil rock you.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way home?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie, who? Annie one you like!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice-skating.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Heart! Heart who? Heart who hear you, speak louder!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Heaven! Heaven who? Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Heidi! Heidi who? Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!