Reader Tom Ledbetter passed along this wonderful political joke.

Do you know which US cities have the highest consumption of alcohol? Las Vegas and Washington, DC.

What’s the difference?

In Washington, the drunks are gambling with your tax money.

In honor of the World Series, my writers came up with these gems. Please humor them and laugh.

What do you call 40 millionaires sitting around watching the World Series?

The New York Yankees.

What’s the difference between a Philadelphia Phillies fan and a baby?

The baby stops whining after a while.

A baseball scout found a remarkable prospect - a horse who was a good fielder and who hit the ball every time he was up at bat.

The scout got him a tryout with a big league team.

At bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it fly.

“Run!” the manager screamed at the horse.

“Run? Are you kidding?” answered the horse.

“If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.”

What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog and an Atlanta Braves hotdog?

You can buy an Atlanta Braves hotdog in October.

Got a joke? Please send it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com