Reader Fred Kerr of West Columbia contributed these knee slappers.

Mary and her college roomate met after many years and were comparung notes, Mary said she had been married 4 times, once to a banker, once to an actor, once to a preacher and finalky a mortician.

“Why, Mary, all those men?” her friend asked.

“Oh, you know, Mary replied, “1 for the money . . . 2 for the show . . 3 to get ready . . and 4 to go.”

Tom thought he had found a church he liked, but it didn’t fit his algorithm.

Answer: Aurora Borealis:

Question: What happened to Alice in Canada when she attached a jet take off assist to her race car?

Answer: Mini-Van.

Question: What happened to Van when he was trapped in his exercise pool all day?

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits.

-Albert Einstein

Thank you, Fred.

More baseball humor:

Something to ponder:

Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?

What are the rules for zebra baseball?

3 stripes and you’re out.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

What’s a player do when his eyesight starts to fail? He works as an umpire.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How long did the baseball player spend in the library? 5 minutes. It was a short stop.

What’s the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

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