My writers have been working overtime to give you more baseball jokes.

What are the rules for zebra baseball? 3 stripes and you’re out.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

What’s a ball player do when his eyesight fails him? He becomes an umpire.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How long did the baseball player spend in the library? 5 minutes. It was a short stop.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She ran away from the ball.

Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?

Someone stole 2nd base.

Why are frogs good baseball players? They’re great at catching flies.

Hear this about the fast pitch? You just missed it.

Where do baseball players go when they need new uniforms? New Jersey.

Why are centipedes not allowed to play baseball? It takes too long to put on their cleats.

What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.

. What’s the difference between pick pockets and umpires? One steals watches and one watches steals.

Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

How is a baseball team like a baker? They need a good batter!

When does the Queen watch baseball? When it’s a knight game.

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