Good ol’ summertime is an occasion for a few jokes. My editor hopes these aren’t too naughty for you

With summer getting sunnier a wife asks her husband, “Do you think I should I go sunbathing in the nude in the backyard?”

The husband just shrugs and says:”Do as you like.”

His wife replies: “What do you think the neighbors will say if they see me sunbathing like that?”

Her husband replies, ”They may think I married you for your money.”

Merl and Ethel were sitting on the porch, enjoying the summer breeze.

Suddenly, Ethel reaches over and smacks poor ol’ Merl right out of his chair.

“What was that for?” he demands to know.

“That’s for being such a lousy lover all these years,” Ethel responds.

Merl gets back in his chair, sits quietly for a while, then reaches over and smacks Ethel right back.

“What was that for?”

Merl drawls, “That’s for knowing the difference.”

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!

What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? Reapply