Now that we know the Tampa Bay Bucs and the Kansas City Chiefs will be in the Super Bowl, here’s what my writers offered:

What do Bucs players lose every night?

Their shadows.

What can Chiefs players catch at Mile High Stadium?

Bronco-itis

What did Bucs fans think about the new stadium lights? A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.

When should Chiefs’ players wear armor? When they play knight games.

What do you get when you cross Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs quarterback) with a carpet? A throw rug.

Why is it against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It’s considered a personal fowl.

What’s the difference between the Bucs and water?

Water runs.

The NFL has its 1st female referee. When she throws a flag are the players supposed to know what they did wrong?

Why is MetLife Stadium considered the windiest stadium in the NFL?

Because there’s a Giant fan in every seat.