Maybe at least a few of these jokes may make yours a merry Christmas.

What’s red, white and falls down chimneys?

Santa Klutz!

What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance?

A dependent Claus.

What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?

North Pole–vaulting!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

Because he went down in History!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house!

How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!

What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?

Soy to the World!

Merry Christmas!!!