In honor of the season, my writing team came up with this holiday humor.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!

How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.

What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you.

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private elf care.

How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.

How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.

What do you call an elf who sings and dances? Elfis.

Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.

What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you.

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish. .

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.

How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?

He gives them the sack.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis.

What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.

Got a joke?

Please send it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com