Our publisher has been married longer than she would want you to know.

Whenever the subjext comes up, she smiles and says she has had 7 happy years of marriage.

She never tells how many unhappy years she’s had.

Here are a few marriage jokes to make your day.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Wife to husband: You are getting fat.

Husband to wife: I’m not fat. I’m just easier to see.

Husband to wife: Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. That was before we met.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Wife: A balanced diet Is chocolate in both hands

Wife: Now I get it!

Husband: You get what?

Wife: You know, when things heat up, they expand.

Husband: And?

Wife: I’m not fat, I’m hot!

Wife: I avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs.

Wife to husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Got a joke? Please send it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com