When I’m wrong, I say I’m wrong.

I kept seeing posts on Facebook about a drivethru safari park in Salley, SC. Lots of excitement about that little place, but I chalked it up to families desperate to get out during the corona quarantine days.

Last weekend, I decided to check it out for myself.

I expected a basic operation, maybe something a little on the tacky side, with a handful of animals.

I could not have been more wrong.

Simply put, Eudora Farms is wonderful. Their drivethru safari provides fun for all ages.

Follow my tips to make the most of your experience.

If you are particular about your car, do not drive it on this 3-mile safari. Animals are messy eaters, and horned cattle and goats aren’t always careful.

Fill up with gas. Up to 6 cars run out of gas out on the trail on busy days. Don’t let that happen to you.

Go early. We arrived about 5 minutes before the 10 am opening and were the 4th car in. The animals were very excited to see us. Afternoon visits can mean hourslong wait times.

While you’re getting your admission ticket, carefully read the rules on the large sign. Bring in your mirrors like they advise. There’s a reason why they tell you not to feed the zebras.

Buy more food than you think you need. You won’t get another chance until almost the end of the safari trail. We bought 2 buckets at $5 each and got two refills towards the end. When I go back, I’ll buy 4 at the start.

When the animals approach your car for the first time, it’s intense. Hold on to your feed bucket carefully. These animals are not shy, and some have mighty big tongues.

If you have young children in the back, you may want to keep their windows rolled up until they get used to the experience.

It’s OK to pull the bucket away from the animal. They will keep eating until you do. I thought the small group of animals that greeted us at the gate were all the animals we would see. Wrong. Hundreds of animals from all over the world roam the beautiful Aiken county property.

Pace yourself and ration the food. I got caught up in the excitement and went through both buckets of food within the first 2 minutes. Don’t do that.

I hopped out of the vehicle to try to get the food tha spilled all over the vehicle. Don’t do that either. There’s a reason why they tell you to stay inside.

If you’re worried about scratches to your car, keep your windows rolled up when the long-horned cattle or antelope stroll your way.

Open one window at a time, otherwise you may get a nudge or even a wet tongue from an animal wanting a treat from the other window.

Animals have personalities. I recommend feeding the calm, gentle deer for families with young or nervous kids.

The adventure lovers in your group will enjoy the camels and ostriches. Camels take their kibble very seriously. What a camel wants a camel gets.

Take it from me: an ostrich’s beak is bigger than you think, and they peck aggressively. Some animals will reach from one side of your vehicle to the other if they spot food.

Feeding the animals anything other than the food purchased at Eudora Farms is strictly forbidden, as it should be. Be mindful of snacks in your car. The animals don’t mind helping themselves.

One very lively alpaca snagged a boiled peanut from the Piggly Wiggly bag on my floor board. Before I could take it from him, he pranced away and glanced over his shoulder with the look of an animal who knew he had gotten away with something very naughty.

For the safety of the animals, put away human snacks.

My first trip to Eudora Farms will not be my last, but their drive thru safari might not be for everyone. If you don’t want a mess in your car, don’t go. If you don’t want to find pellets of animal food in your shoes and in your purse and maybe even in your bra, do not go.

But if you want to laugh, get great photos and marvel at God’s creatures, Eudora Farms is the place for you. If you want to get up close and personal with ostrich, deer, long-horn cattle, zebra and camels, then plug 210 Salem Lane, Salley, SC, 29137 in your GPS.

Visit www.eudorafarms.net for more information.

Share your videos and pics from SC’s newest mustdo adventure on social media. And, remember, I warned you about the camels and the zebras!

Tammy Davis is a teacher and a writer. For more photos from her day at Eudora Farms, visit www.tammydavisstories.com.