Bill: I’m a steady worker.
Bob: Yeah, and if you were any steadier, you would be motionless.
“My husband didn’t leave a bit of insurance.”
“Then where did you get that …
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Bill: I’m a steady worker.
Bob: Yeah, and if you were any steadier, you would be motionless.
“My husband didn’t leave a bit of insurance.”
“Then where did you get that gorgeous diamond ring?”
“Well, he left $1,000 for his casket and $5,000 for a stone. This is the stone.”
The dull thing about going the straight and narrow-path is that you so seldom meet anybody you know.
Father: When I was your age, I never kissed a girl. Will you be able to your children that?
Son: Not with a straight face.
If you want to avoid domestic strife, don’t marry in January…and that goes for the other months, too.
She: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
He: You should have known that the minute I asked you.
Two men dove their cars toward each other on a narrow street—neither could pass. One man leaned out and shouted, “I never back up for a stupid idiot.”
“I always do!” shoulted the other man, shifting into reverse.
Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.
Sarah: That’s nothing. My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!
They say success is 90% perspiration. You must be a tremendous success!
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Speaker: After an introduction like that, I can hardly wait to hear what I am going to say myself.
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