Q: Why are frogs always so happy? A: They eat what ever bugs them

Q: Why do the French eat snails? A: They don’t like fast food.

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear? A: Open-toad!

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? A: Bugs bunny.

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom? A: “Odor in the court!” It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The baby mosquito replied, “It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!”

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A: “It’s pasture bedtime.”

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer? A: Octopus Prime!

Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail? A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail. Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it.

Q: What do you call a famous fish? A: A star fish.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?

Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter? A: It’s too far to walk.

Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind as it hits your windshield? A: Its butt.