More Stupid Questions

Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America? A: USB

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a bogey in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.

Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake? A: He just flipped.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef Jerky.

Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? A: It never came out.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A Gummy Bear

Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? A: 2 Fast 2 Curious

Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser? A: She dyed.

Q: What do you call a musician with problems? A: a trebled man.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way.

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In snow banks.

Q: What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks? A: a Roman Catholic

Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? A: He pulled a muscle

Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? A: He got to the root of every case.

Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race? A: Because if you snooze, you loose!

Q. What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I’ll hang around

Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves!

Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? A: the Telephone.

Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move? A: The road!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!

Q: What did Delaware? A: a New Jersey

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: What do you cal purple when it is being mean? A: Violent.

Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A: Hi Cliff!

Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist? A: He took his wife for granite so she left him

Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey!

Q: What did the man say to the wall? A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!

Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? A: Cool Music

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I’m coming down with something!

Q: What do you call a window that raps? A: 2PANEZ

Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office!

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A: A waist of time

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? A: To draw the curtains!

Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A: A loose Canon