My editor hopes you find this fishing joke funny and not too naughty for you

An avid angler had planned a fishing trip to his favorite fishing spot.

He launched his boat, motored to his favorite sea trout spot and caught the biggest trout he’d ever seen.

He cast again and caught an even larger trout.

On every cast, he caught a trophy fish.

Then his mobile phone rang. It was the hospital telling him his wife had been admitted to the emergency room and may die.

The fisherman was worried but wanted to catch the world record trout.

He pulled in 3 more huge trout but his conscience got the better of him so he motors back to his .

At the emergency room, he meets a stern-looking doctor who scolds him. “Your wife has been at death’s door for hours now. You kept fishing after you were called, didn’t you? You ought to be ashamed!”

The fisherman sobbed. “Well,” said the doc, “I hope you had a good time. Your wife will survive, but your fishing days are over…

“She will require constant care from now on… 24 hours a day. You will have to do everything for her.”

The fisherman sobbed, “I didn’t think it was that bad,”

The doc grinned.

“Just kidding. She’s going to be all right. “How many did you catch?”

All right, let’s swim right into funny fish jokes. ​

Why did Batman stop taking Robin fishing?

He ate all the worms.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

Why did Noah not bother fishing when he was on his ark? Because he only had 2 worms for bait.

Got better jokes? Please send to my editor at Jerry-Bellune@yahoo.com