With Father’s Day Sunday, here are more groaners about dear old dad.

• “I used to hate facial hair but it grew on me.”

• “Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

• “Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!”

• “Dad, can you put the cat out?” “I didn’t know it was on fire.”

• “I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.”

• “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!”

• “Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.”

• “I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!”

• “It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”

• “I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.”

• “Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”

• “What did one wall say to the other?” “I’ll meet you at the corner.”

• “Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”

• “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”

• “Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.”

• “My boss said to have a good day, so I went home.”

• How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?

Have them all do the doggy paddle.