With Father’s Day June coming, here are more knee slappers about them.

• I asked my dad to help me with a math problem.

He said: “Don’t worry; this is a piece of cake.”

I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”

• Teacher on phone: You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

Voice: This is my father.

• Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you did today, you must do it again tomorrow.

Son: Just you wait.

• Dad: Hi, sweetie. How was school today?

Daughter: Read all about it on my Facebook page.

• Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card.

Love, Your $on

Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget the pursuit of kNOwledge is NOble. You can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad