Here are jokes to share with your kids or grandkids:

• What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

• 2 pickles fell onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.

• What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

• How does a cucumber become a pickle?It’s a jarring experience.

• What do toilets say to each other? What’s wrong? You look a bit flushed.

• What do you think of that new diner on the moon? The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

• What musical instrument is found in the bath room? A tuba toothpaste.

• Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school.

• What’s a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

• Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.

Got a better joke? Please send it to my editot at JerryBellune@yahoo.com