While looking for Memorial Day humor, my writers came across this:

One day, a young man came across a little Native American village. He decided to stop and look around. One of the native women

One of the native women suggested he visit the Chief who she said had the longest memory in the world.

gest memory in the world. To the Chief he said: “I hear you have the greatest memory in the world.”

The Chief answered “I do. I can remember every single detail of my entire life.” To test this, he asks the

To test this, he asks the Chief “What did you have for breakfast on April the 27th, 1959?”

After thinking for a second, the chief said, “2 eggs.”

20 years later, he visited the same village. He was amazed that the Chief was alive after all these years.

To say hello, he raised his hand and said, “How.”

The Chief replied “Fried.”