Now that we know the Bucs and the Chiefs will be in the Super Bowl, here’s what my writers offered:

What’s the hardest thing about being a Kansas City quarterback? The ground!

What’s the difference between a Buccaneers fan and a puppy? The puppy grows up and stops whining.

What do Chiefs fans and horse flies have in common?

They’re both annoying.

What does every Buccaneers player do on their birthday? They get older.

How does a Chiefs quarterback get play calls from the sideline? By smoke signals.

Why do the Buccaneerss draft ballet dancers as their kickers? They know how to split the uprights.

Which players wear the biggest cleats? The ones with the biggest feet.

Why do Bucs players cry when they lose?

They’re a bawl club.

What is harder for a Chiefs receiver to catch the faster he runs?

His breath!

Got a better joke for my writers? I beg you to email JerryBellune@yahoo.com