Reader Fred Kerr of West Columbia contributed these knee slappers.
Mary and her college roomate met after many years and were comparung notes, Mary said she had been married 4 times, once to a …
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Reader Fred Kerr of West Columbia contributed these knee slappers.
Mary and her college roomate met after many years and were comparung notes, Mary said she had been married 4 times, once to a banker, once to an actor, once to a preacher and finalky a mortician.
“Why, Mary, all those men?” her friend asked.
“Oh, you know, Mary replied, “1 for the money . . . 2 for the show . . 3 to get ready . . and 4 to go.”
Tom thought he had found a church he liked, but it didn’t fit his algorithm.
Answer: Aurora Borealis:
Question: What happened to Alice in Canada when she attached a jet take off assist to her race car?
Answer: Mini-Van.
Question: What happened to Van when he was trapped in his exercise pool all day?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits.
-Albert Einstein
Thank you, Fred.
More baseball humor:
Something to ponder:
Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?
What are the rules for zebra baseball?
3 stripes and you’re out.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What’s a player do when his eyesight starts to fail? He works as an umpire.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team
How long did the baseball player spend in the library? 5 minutes. It was a short stop.
What’s the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
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