In honor of the reopening of baseball and other sports, my writers came up with these sports jokes. Let me know which ones you liked.

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raised them both, he’d fall down.

Where do they keep the largest diamond in NYC?

Yankee Stadium

A man leaves home, makes 3 left turns and is on his way home when he notices 2 men in masks waiting for him. Who are they?

The catcher and umpire.

What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?

The fence.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they’re playing knight games.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch ya later!

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Why is it so hot at Phillies games?

Because there’s not a fan in the place right now.

Did you hear? Detroit is building a new stadium at an undisclosed location.

They’re keeping it a secret because they’re afraid the Tigers might find out and try to play there.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Forget it. It’s way over your head.

I love the fall. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the World Series.

Just like the Dodgers.