Reader Beth Shealy submitted these jokes. If you like ‘em, blame me. If you don’t, blame Beth.

Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house looking for food. We are told “no” if we get close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I’d go up to a bank teller with a mask on asking for money.

The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

Why do they call it the novel corona virus? It’s a long story…

You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.

What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.

If corona virus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?

What’s the difference between covid-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the corona virus and the other is a Verona crisis.

What do you call panicbuying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.

Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centers and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

Why don’t chefs find corona virus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.

French grocery stores look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.

I’ll tell you a virus joke but you’ll have to wait 2 weeks to see if you got it.

Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the Finish line.

What did the guest say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.

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