Puzzler of the Week: Why aren’t there any B batteries?

Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.

How can a careless match start a forest fire but a box to start a campfire?

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Can your pacemaker open the garage door?

The first testicular guard, the “cup”, was used in hockey in 1874 and the 1st helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work? Alaska!

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