Labor Day celebrates us working stiffs by giving us a day off – with pay.

Here’s a bit of humor to tickle your funny bone whil you cut the grass, do the dishes, walk the dog and clean out the garage.

My wife came home from work and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”.

I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”

She said, “You’re fired.”

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”

If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Larry the Lush says he’s going to spend Labor Day putting his liver to work.

If today is Labor Day, how many babies were born?

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child is back in school. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke? It doesn’t work for me.

To celebrate Labor Day, file for unemployment.

Got a better joke? Please write my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com