Are you making a bucket list? If so, be sure to put these all-American places on your places to go before you die.

Beer Bottle Crossing, Idaho Whynot, North Carolina Chicken, Alaska Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts Handsome Eddie, New York Okay, Oklahoma Ding Dong, Texas Toad Suck, Arkansas Accident, Maryland Bald Head, Maine Frankenstein, Missouri Worms, Nebraska Mosquitoville, Vermont Volcano, Hawaii Chili, Wisconsin Santa Claus, Indiana Waterproof, Louisiana Jackpot, Nevada Pie Town, New Mexico Boring, Oregon Coward, South Carolina Plenty Bears, South Dakota Pig, Kentucky Fries, Virginia Big Bottom, Washington Scratch Ankle, Alabama

If you’re staying home for a while, don’t forget to visit our Lexington County favorite places, Hell Hole Swamp and Devils Backbone Road.

What do butterflies sleep on? Caterpillows!

Why do spiders use Google? To find websites!

What has fifty legs but can’t walk? Half a centipede!

What insects are always complaining? Grumble bees!

What do you call a musical insect? A humbug!

What happens if you eat caterpillars? You get butterflies in your tummy!

Doctor, doctor! Help, I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together then!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pack of cards! I’ll deal with you later!

Doctor, doctor! I think I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a bridge! Goodness, what’s come over you? Ten cars, a tractor and the number 68 bus!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a cat! How long has this been going on? Since I was a kitten!

Doctor, doctor I’ve swallowed a fish bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m a moth. You need a psychiatrist not a doctor. I know, but I was walking past and I saw your light was on.

Doctor, doctor! My nose runs and my feet smell! I fear you might have been built upside down!

Why did the tailor go to the doctor? He had pins and needles!

Doctor, doctor! Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy. How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!

Doctor, doctor! I’ve broken my arm in two places. Hmm, I’d advise you not to go back to either of those places then!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

Doctor, doctor! Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye. Try taking the spoon out first!

See you next week!